Just today, I was like, “Hey, you know who’s cute?! Cathy Rigby!” Then I was like, “Hmm, you know who else is cute, maybe cuter than Cathy Rigby?! Dorothy Hamill!”
Figure skaters and gymnasts! How cute!
Hamill with that bob hairdo and those tiny little dresses. Both darlings of only the greatest country in the history of the universe, the United States of America!
What’s better is that they’re like human puppies. All ice skaters — except hockey players, of course!! — and gymnasts are like four feet tall and weigh as much as a potato sack full of hair. Sometimes, I wish I could take Rigby and Hamill, put them in a dog carrier, fly with them to Australia and take pictures of them inside a momma kangaroo pouch!
Cute!
